HAPPY NEW YEAR…don’t get in a taxi until you know for sure it is a taxi

by FakePolitics Editorial Staff on January 1, 2013

Hello son would you like a ride?

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GOP lauds political consultant Gerry Mander for success in House races

by FakePolitics Editorial Staff on November 25, 2012

The GOP praised political consultant Gerry Mander for their success in retaining the majority in the House of Representatives in the recently concluded elections. According to GOP spokesperson Ron Chase, Mander was responsible for pulling off victories in districts that were redrawn after the recent census. “Gerry did us all a favor by advocating redistricting in states where the GOP held power,” Chase said. “Even though the Democrats had more total House votes, Gerry Mander managed to somehow pull victory from the jaws of defeat.”

The praise was echoed by House majority leader Eric Cantor. “I am not sure if I would be sitting here  in Congress as a House majority leader if not for Gerry. He has certainly proved himself extremely valuable to the Republican party,” praised Cantor.

Democrats were quick to criticize Mander’s work in the elections.

“Mander’s work goes against every tenet of democracy I can think of, ” said House minority leader Nancy Pelosi. Pelosi admitted that Mander’s work did significantly contribute to the defeat of the Democrats in the House seats in play during the elections. “With Mander’s redistricting efforts, the Democrats didn’t stand a chance,” said Pelosi. “As long as the Republicans insist on circumventing democracy, we will continue to fight them in court.”

Gerry Mander could not be reached for comment.

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The Secret Service launches new recruitment campaign amidst the Colombian prostitution scandal

April 19, 2012

After the recent blow to their public image, the Secret Service today launched a new recruitment campaign to encourage qualified individuals to apply for a position within the organization. We spoke to Andres Bocanegra, spokesperson for the Service, to help clarify the details of this campaign. “The Secret Service has always played second fiddle to [...]

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Additional nude footage of Kate Winslet to be featured in 3D re-release of Titanic

April 1, 2012
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Rick Perry lets his real thoughts be known on his Facebook page…or maybe not

March 24, 2012

Checking Rick Perry’s Facebook page for menstruation questions, we came across what appeared to be Rick Perry responding to some of the comments on his post. At first, we were surprised at his apparent candor, but then we realized that even though what he was saying sounded like vintage Perry, we found that the comments [...]

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Owner of Anti-Obama Re-Nig sticker says she is not racist because she has black friends

March 21, 2012

Using the age-old excuse for being a blatant racist, Anti-Obama sticker site owner Paula Smith, of Hinesville, GA said that she was not racist, citing her friendship with “black folks”. In an interview with Fakepolitics, Smith said that people have the wrong idea about her. “People think I am racist but they don’t know that [...]

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