What is the problem with politicians?

Look, we all know politicians can’t seem to tell the truth. In fact, it takes a special type of person to be a politician. If you take a one-celled amoeba, the lowest form of life, strip out all truth, morality and ethics, ¬†you still can’t make a politician. They are special people.

So, if you have come here for the “real” truth in American politics, congratulations, you have come to the right place. If you are offended by any of our articles, we would suggest looking up the word satire, and then go suck your thumb and sit under the kitchen sink for 2 hours, for being a dumbass.

Finally, we don’t want to seem UN-American so we’re going to end this with,

God bless the USA.

JC – Editor in Chief