KONY 2012: Ugandan rebel leader Joseph Kony takes lead in the GOP primary race

March 9, 2012

Riding a tidal wave of viral media publicity during the last few days, Ugandan rebel leader Joseph Kony took the lead in the GOP Presidential race, causing a ripple of discontent among the other candidates. “I can’t believe this guy, Kony or whatever his name is, just came into the race and takes the lead,” [...]

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Rush Limbaugh apologizes to Sandra Fluke for calling her a slut, said that he was referring to his Ex.

March 4, 2012

Rush Limbaugh today apologized to Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke, for calling her a “slut” among other things. This apology came after a recent exodus of advertisers from his radio show. Limbaugh further stated that this mistake was due to his anger at his ex-girlfriend, former CNN anchor, Daryn Kagan. “Daryn said many mean things to [...]

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Romney blames Santorum car for the delay at Daytona 500

February 28, 2012

Mitt Romney today assigned blame to the Rick Santorum 2012 car driven by Tony Raines for last night’s accident delay. Even though the Santorum car was not anywhere around when Juan Pablo Montoya ran into the dryer truck, Romney still insisted that the Santorum car was distracting Montoya. “I think Juan Pablo was distracted when [...]

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Mitt Romney throws baby into the “safety net” to prove its integrity

February 10, 2012

After facing relentless criticism from the media over his statement that he is not concerned about the very poor, Mitt Romney today threw a baby into a net held together by supporters to prove that a safety net catches everyone. When asked if such theatrics was necessary, Romney replied that it was necessary to make [...]

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And the award for the most racist Super Bowl ad goes to…

February 6, 2012

GOP Senate Candidate Pete Hoekstra!

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Rush Limbaugh picking his nose at the Super Bowl

February 6, 2012

Thanks to our friends at Deadspin, here’s a classic.

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Newt: We are 13 years behind setting up a lunar base according to 70′s series Space 1999

January 31, 2012

Newt Gingrich today hit back at his critics by highlighting that the space program is 13 years behind the timeline indicated by the 70′s TV series Space 1999. “If we followed the Space 1999 calendar, we should already be living in the moon,” said Gingrich today to a group of supporters. Gingrich has taken quite [...]

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We have been slacking off but here is our Jan Brewer-Obama caption

January 28, 2012

Yeah, yeah you’re going whatever, Jan Brewer doesn’t need a face transplant. We are making our entire case with the pic below.  

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Mitt Romney paid 13.9% taxes in 2010 and says that this proves he is not the 1%

January 24, 2012

Mitt Romney today hit back at critics who called him part of the 1% by releasing his tax return. “The 99% has been clamoring for my tax return, so here it is,” said Romney to FakePolitics. Romney went on to state that by paying 13.9% in taxes, people should stop categorizing him as part of [...]

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Rick Santorum getting glitterbombed – Video

January 22, 2012
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